True love story: Commitment to laziness
There was once a man named Dave, a professional couch potato whose hobbies included staring at the ceiling and thinking about nothing. His life revolved around sleeping, eating, and avoiding any form of activity that required standing up for too long. One day, through a rare twist of fate (and an insistent friend), he found himself on a blind date with a lively, adventurous woman named Lisa. She was the exact opposite of Dave—energetic, spontaneous, and always eager to explore life’s wonders. Their first date was at a cozy coffee shop. Lisa sparkled with enthusiasm as she listed all the fun things they could do together: “Let’s go shopping afterward, maybe catch a movie, and take a walk by the lake! Doesn’t that sound fun?” Dave blinked slowly. “Shopping…? Movie…? Walk…?” Each word felt like a brick hitting his soul. Trying to be polite, he forced a half-smile and muttered, “We’ll see…” After finishing their coffee, Lisa excitedly led the way to a nearby mall. Within ten minutes, D...